August 18, 2014
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died."

Steven Wright
(via johnnypressure) (via poker, i-monalisa)

August 11, 2014
regionalstew:

When you discover a couple is attempting to join the mile high club.

regionalstew:

When you discover a couple is attempting to join the mile high club.

August 10, 2014
This sums up the Flight Attendant Profession:

regionalstew:

August 9, 2014
Pax who walk on board, laptop open, struggling to type

reservelife:

August 9, 2014

bravowwhl:

Rebecca Romijn is the #RHONY Housewife super fan. This we know and love.  #HairGate

(via therealandycohen)

August 7, 2014

(Source: rosetylered, via mindythings)

July 31, 2014
theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Caught On Tape: Did Orlando Bloom Bully A Weak, Defenseless Child?


From our sister publication, ClickHole

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Caught On Tape: Did Orlando Bloom Bully A Weak, Defenseless Child?

From our sister publication, ClickHole

July 31, 2014
theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Remember Tetris? One lucky fan got to experience it for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him.

From our sister publication, ClickHole

theonion:

clickholeofficial:

Remember Tetris? One lucky fan got to experience it for real when an actual pile of bricks fell 120 feet from a nearby construction site and instantly killed him.

From our sister publication, ClickHole

July 26, 2014

(Source: mazerun)

July 25, 2014
The way you feel working with that idiot who can’t even work a simple beverage cart…..

reservelife:

- theunfriendlyskies

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